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Joke of the Day
"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"
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"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."
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"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."