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Joke of the Day

"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"

"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"

"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"

"What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet."

"Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact."

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"

"Sorry that I passed you vapor rub instead of lip balm but your lips do look as robust as fortified wine now...Does that sting?"

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."