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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."

"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."

"How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb ."

"If you're having second thoughts, you're two ahead of most people."

"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

"SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there"

"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"