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Joke of the Day
"This year for Lent, I'm just giving up."
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"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
"Went to the moon for dinner last night Good food No atmosphere"
"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"Buying my parents' house. Soon, like so many of the 'ladies' here... I too will be a middle aged man tweeting from his mom's basement."
"Morning wood makes the best fire."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. ""Well this changes everything"""
"A lifetime supply of McDonalds is actually pretty short"