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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."

"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"There should be a warning on these math books. Something along the lines of ""Beware the additive properties"""

"Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli. Commander in Cheese Meltdown. They put it on the kid's menu."

"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"

"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."

"I thought I had a fantastic cheese joke... But it wasn't very Gouda."