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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"
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"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"What did your last slave die of? A perforated colon."
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that... ...you already have reddit."
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to ""watch a movie"" is actually watching a movie."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"{Driving behind semi} *Sees the 'How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?! There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving"