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Joke of the Day

"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."

"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"

"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."

"What do you call a Nun that has a sex change operation? A Transistor"

"What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error."

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."

"judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing"