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Joke of the Day

"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"

"My girlfriend is like my iPhone 6 I don't have an iPhone 6"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"

"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked."