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Joke of the Day
"Why did the alcoholic never realize his dream of becoming a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the BAR."
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"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""
"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."
"Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless? Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it."
"Sigmund Freud discovered the ""Freudian Slip"" which in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius."
"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."
"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."
"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"
"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""
"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."