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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."

"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""

"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."

"Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way"

"Blind jokes? didn't see that coming.."

"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"

"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."