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Joke of the Day

"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."

"People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!"

"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."

"What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball? Cannonball-ism."

"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"