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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."
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"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."
"after watching the Cricket for a few hours I think I finally understand it they make that noise by rubbing their wings together"
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"
"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."
"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"
"I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he's kind of freaking me out guys."
"Did you hear about the reusable condoms? When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""