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Joke of the Day

"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!"

"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"

"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."

"If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing."

"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."