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Joke of the Day
"When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray"
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"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."
"I bought the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"waiter: ""what drink would you like"" me: "" l "" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: ""is pepsi okay"""
"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"
"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."
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"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"