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Joke of the Day
"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."
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"My wife and I decided we don't want to have children anymore So anyone who wants one, leave us a number and adress and we will bring you one."
"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl."
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
"I just took the garbage out. In 3D."
"Have you heard about that new dating app for serial killers? It's called Skinder"
"I've consumed three coffees plus two energy drinks with black carrot and what I'm trying to say is there won't be commas in my tweets today."