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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"
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"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."
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"[date shouting over music on the dance floor]: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING TWO CORN DOGS? Me: BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS!"
"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."
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