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Joke of the Day

"waiter: ""what drink would you like"" me: "" l "" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: ""is pepsi okay"""

"My brother lost his job at the rubber factory ... but I think he'll bounce back."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish."

"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"She said ""you look like trouble""...so I nudged her down the stairs, because I don't like people falling short of their expectations."

"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"

"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"

"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy"