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Joke of the Day
"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."
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"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"
"Just bought a Subaru & it came with wet rescue dog nose marks on the windows, some pot & Whole Foods environmentally friendly shopping bags."
"My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... She's a fat cow."
"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"
"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."
"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"
"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"
"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."
"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"