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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"Your dad is a motherfucker"

"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts."

"Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb? He really wasn't feeling up to it."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."