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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"

"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."

"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"

"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"

"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder."

"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"

"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."