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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
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"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."
"I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours... I always said I'd retire from comedy if I hadn't ""made it"" by 30. ...So I've got like 4 hours left"
"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."
"You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective."
"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."
"Thumb sucking My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it"
"What did the 40 year old pregnant lady say when her husband asked her ""why are you so upset"" ""I'm having a midwife crisis"""
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"Sheet manufacturers totally have us by the balls. What are we, not gonna buy sheets?"