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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."

"The flight attendant keeps saying ""Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."""

"""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright"

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."

"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."