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Joke of the Day
"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""
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"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."
"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"
"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"
"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."
"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."