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Joke of the Day
"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."
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"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."
"Q: Have you read the book about very cold temperatures? A: Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket."
"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."
"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"
"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"
"My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it."
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."