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Joke of the Day
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
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"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""
"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"
"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."
"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"
"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"
"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence"""