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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"
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"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions... I'm just gonna let that sink in for a second."
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
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"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""
"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."
"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."
"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."
"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"
"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."