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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."
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"Best actor of all time in human history. Also Starring"
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"
"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
"Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night."
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing... ...either the car is new or the wife is."