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Joke of the Day
"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."
Next Joke
"I was in the attic the other day... ...and I found a Christmas present that I meant to give to my daughter a year ago. It's a shame I forgot about it, she always wanted a puppy."
"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"
"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."
"Me: This is DISGUSTING! WHO PEED ON THE WALL?! 7yo: Not me. I only pee on the floor."
"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
"Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ? So he could bring his 'sub' on"
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you"