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Joke of the Day

"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"

"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."

"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""

"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"

"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."

"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"

"My doctor told me if I was 5"" taller I'd be at the ideal weight, so I'm going to try and give that a shot."