35124

Joke of the Day

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."

"[7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million"

"Anyone know someone who owns an ark? I think I Noah guy..."

"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"

"I have just read an interesting dictionary. It had literally no metaphors. I'll ^show^myself^out..."

"4 dead in office shooting Boss: ""looks like they're fired"" Secretary: ""No sir, they were fired at"""

"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."