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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokinoff!"
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"Greek mythology is my Achilles ankle."
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"
"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."
"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."
"What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? In da Nile"