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Joke of the Day

"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"I never thought I'd meet the man of my dreams while I was out running errands in sweat pants with no make-up on. And I was right"

"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"

"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."

"What do you call a German singalong? Follow the lieder!"

"When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping"

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."