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Joke of the Day
"Greek mythology is my Achilles ankle."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"
"three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out."
"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."
"What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral? He gets mourning wood."
"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."
"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."