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Joke of the Day
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
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"Knock Knock * Knock Knock * Who's there? * I say to mart * I say to mart who? * I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off"
"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"
"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"
"Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter."
"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"
"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"
"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"
"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."
"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"