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Joke of the Day
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
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"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go...."
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
"Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead."
"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."
"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy"
"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"
"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"