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Joke of the Day

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"

"Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin."

"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"

"Zencrafters.... Total enlightenment, in about an hour."

"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."

"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."

"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."

"Im sorry I yelled ""GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE"" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married"

"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."

"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"