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Joke of the Day

"Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks."

"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""

"I watched a horror porn set in a campground... It was fucking in tents."

"I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit. I always punch up the fuckline."

"My mom and I donated 15 boxes of old books to Goodwill, and in every 100th book I left a note with an urgent spy message."

"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"

"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"

"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."

"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."