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Joke of the Day

"I watched a horror porn set in a campground... It was fucking in tents."

"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""

"Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever."

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."