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Joke of the Day

"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

"Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"

"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."

"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""

"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."

"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"

"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."