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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."
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"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""You thought I'd like your pretty lights?"" ""Recite the alphabet backwards"" ""I can't even do that sober"""
"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."
"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."
"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."
"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."
"Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."