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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."
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"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"
"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."
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"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"
"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"