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Joke of the Day
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
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"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."
"Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. The monkey's name is Earl. He bites."
"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""
"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"What's it like to go down on an ewok? It's alright, they're just a little chewy."
"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"