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Joke of the Day

"I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit. I always punch up the fuckline."

"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."

"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."

"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? D"

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket."

"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"

"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."