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Joke of the Day

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."

"I saw a midget carrying a TV out of Best Buy I asked, ""Hey, do you need help with that flat-screen?"" He replied, ""Fuck off, this is a Kindle!"""

"How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates."

"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"

"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"

"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."