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Joke of the Day

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"

"If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies."

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."

"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"

"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."

"What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski"

"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"

"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."