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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."
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"My favorite thing about parties at an unknown house is definitely having to dry my hands in the bathroom with a stranger's wet bath towel"
"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"
"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."
"Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me."
"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."