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Joke of the Day
"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"
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"Here at Nickelodeon, we're constantly trying to push the boundaries of what a child's head should be shaped like."
"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"My parents are so impressed with my brothers daily 10 minute workout. I can do it in 8."
"What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people? A cannibal."
"Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit"
"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."