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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"
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"What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson"
"I like my women like I like my coffee All ground up and in the freezer."
"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."
"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"
"My moral compass just spins."
"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"
"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."
"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."
"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""