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Joke of the Day

"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."

"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"

"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."

"Twitter has ruined me. Just wrote ""we'll deliver your load on time"" for a transportation client and broke into peals of laughter."

"I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision."

"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"

"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"

"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"

"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."