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Joke of the Day
"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."
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"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
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"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"
"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"
"Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two"
"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"
"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."