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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two"
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"They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is? Cause you're on the fuckin beach."
"What is a cardiologists favorite wine Vena Cava"
"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"My ""Game of Thrones"" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet."
"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier."
"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"
"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."