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Joke of the Day

"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"

"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."

"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"

"*rolls up sleeves* *gets high on sleeves*"

"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."

"I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice."

"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("

"[their last appetizer] Her: I don't want it. You have it. Him: I don't want it either, you... Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it"

"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."